Ali's and Mark's speeches for Mom and Dad's 50th Wedding Anniversary - 8/25/07 Ali's speech: You are two persons, but there is only one life. The life you have shared and will continue to share. May your days together be good and long upon the earth. The two of you have repeatedly demonstrated that a successful marriage requires falling in love many times...but always with the same person. So, a toast to your 50th year of marriage, a celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity, the order of which I have learned from my week-shy-of-12-years-of-experience varies for any given year. Mark's Speech: While thinking about putting this speech together, I thought I'd take the easy way out and Google the definition of wedded bliss. I found The Wedded Bliss Foundation which promotes marriage in the Black community, I found the Wedded Bliss Magazine where you can announce your engagement , wedding, and anniversary (I think the first thing mom ever said to Lisa, Ali or I was "Do not ever, under any circumstance, put Dad's and my picture in the announcements section of the Daily Times), and I found WeddedBlissRaratonga.com which is for those that want a beautiful tropical wedding in the Cook Islands. But, I couldn't find a simple definition of wedded bliss. Then I had a V8 moment and realized that the definition is right here at our table. I think Cheryl says it best, "Mom and dad have this wedded bliss thing down." How do I put 50 years of marriage, 3 children, 8 grandchildren, Bar and Bat Mitzvahs, brisses, graduations, concerts, plays, dance recitals, piano recitals, swim meets, soccer, football, basketball and baseball games, tennis matches, golf matches, happy times and sad times into a 2 minute speech? And, it gets even more complicated when I realize that I'm trying to talk about two people that have lots of aliases; Mr. and Mrs. Palmer, Phyllis and Boyd, mom and dad, grandma and grandpa, and aunt Phoo and Uncle Boyd. But, regardless of how you refer to them, regardless of where you see them, you see two people that have a profound effect on everyone whose lives they touch. You see party people. You see entertainers. You see bosses, you see coaches, and you see teachers. You see Presidents of this, and Chairman's of that. For those of us here tonight, we see parents, grandparents and close friends that have a tireless, uncompromising love for each other, for their children and for their grandchildren and are an inspiration and motivation to each one of us. We're here tonight because mom and dad are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Lots of people would probably think that they're the lucky ones. But we know who the real lucky ones are. It's us. Each one of us here tonight, because we get to celebrate being part of their lives. Mom and Dad, I've talked about who you are. Now let me tell you what you mean to Lisa, and Ali and me and to our spouses, Dan, Cheryl and Dennis, who are not just our spouses, but are your children, too. You have shown us the tradition of family, and being there for one another. You inspire, you motivate, and you encourage. And let me tell you what you mean to Adam and Max, to Jess, Em, Garrett, Sam, and to Molly, and Shannon. You bring into their lives the traditions of love and putting family first, traditions that began years ago with Nam and Gramps and Bamma and Bamps, and I'll bet, their parents before them. Mom and Dad, tonight we wish you a very happy 50th anniversary. We wish for you, and for all of us, the opportunity to celebrate many, many more of these special occasions together. We love you, we respect you, we admire you, we appreciate you and all you do for us, and...did I say we love you? Happy Anniversary.

Author: mpalmerottawa
Keywords: Wedding Anniversary
Added: August 25, 2007

*JB is on their Christmas break from tour* Sam: It's almost over! Joe: Finally.... Sam: Joey, you should be sad.... wait their's Miley who can be happy? Frank: Kevy! Kevin: Frayie! Nick and Jo (at the same time on accident) *in lovey voice imatating Frank and Kevin*: Pukie! Jo: That's my line! Nick: You mean.... my line? *everyone laughs* Joe: So you guys wanna spend Christmas at our New Jersey home with us? Frank (Kevin's arm around her): Will it be white? Joe: It's supposed to. Jo: Yay, white Christmas! *at the holidays* (Joe gave Sam a set of Matchbox cars since she loves cars like that) (Kevin gave Frank a box of French bows she can wear in her hair) (Nick gave Jo a CD organizer with the Disney Channel Holiday CD and a necklace with a pink J on it) (The 3 girls gave a performance of their version of Girl of my Dreams, Boy of my Dreams) Joe: Best holiday ever. Jo (on the computer making the CD able to her iPod): Oh yeah, I can sing Boy of my Dreams anytime now! Nick: Don't butcher my song! Frank: We don't butcher.... we slice it up and bake it with glazed marshmellows! Kevin: What.... Joe: Oh my God! It's 10:00, Santa's coming, to bed! (after everyone's cleaned up) Jo: Can someone help me blow up the air matresses? Nick: I'm done, lemme. (blowing up the air matresses) Jo: Thanks for letting us come while Frank's aunt gets our kitchen cleaned up. It was like so nasty! Nick: Oh, we would do it without the kitchen. You guys are our best friends, or, you are mine. Mandy is busy with her boy friend something-or-another. Jo: Means alot from a Jonas brother. Nick: Mainly Nicholas Jerry Jonas. Jo: Long as your famous. (air matresses are done) Both: OK, were going to bed! Jo: 'nite Nick. Nick: 'nite Jo. (tomorrow morning) Sam: Wake up! It's Chrisssymassy! Joe: Shut the ChrissyMissy up! Ug! (opening presents) Jo: I've got an iDock! Nick: I've got a specialy designed JB Wii... (glares) Nick:... which I will share. Sam: I have so many blow up cars you put animals in. I gotta get a doggy. Frank: My aunt will pay for it. I love this makeup kit! Kevin: I've got a Santa signed guitar! Joe: I've got the ultimate prank set! Everyone but Joe runs away. Joe: Happy Holidays, I've gotta go hide whoopee cushions, and I hope you get what you want. Everyone Else: Unless you celebrate Hannakah then you have your presents so enjoy them! Author: Happy Holidays!

Author: JonasBrotherAuthor
Keywords: true jonas brother love story
Added: December 23, 2007

In the morning... *Doorbell rings* Mrs. C: *opens door* oh hey boys! JoBros: Hi...Mrs.C! Nick: Is Nicole awake? Mrs.C: Actually...none of them are awake...They probably got excited over the gifts you gave them. Kevin: Um..May We...wait for them? Mrs.C: Sure.. you guys seem like you won't do anything anyway...Nicole's room is upstairs to the right. Nick: Thank you Mrs. C. Mrs.C: No problem. *The boys head up to Nicole's room and see them sleeping on the floor with their sleeing bags* Joe: She's so cute when she's sleeping *yawns and tip toes over to michelle and lays down next to her* Kevin: *yawns* looks like I didn't have enough sleep it's only 8 anyway *lays next to Sam* Nick: Wow Nicole's room is dedicated all to music and us ...*walks around n notices everything is neat and walks over to her wall of cds* Wow...she really loves music. *notices a cd that says demo* I wonder what's this... *goes over to her Cd player and listens to it* Wow... Is this really her? *yawns* I'll just take a 5 minute nap.. *tip toes to Nicole and lays next to her* *An hour later Sam wakes up* Sam: *rubs eyes and notices someone next to her* *startled* Oh Jesus Mary and Joseph! Nicole: *wakes up confused* What? Huh what happened?! Kevin *wakes up* Hey sweetheart... *kisses her on the cheek* Sam: When did you get here? Nicole: Why are you here? Kevin: An hour ago and we wanted to see you, didn't your mom tell u? Nicole: *Whispers to herself* That explain's the cute pjs thing... Kevin: Im sry. Excuse me? Nicole: Oh nothing... *wakes up Nick* Nick wake up! Nick: 5 more minutes mommy. Kevin: It's no use he's a heavy sleeper..cuz he had red bull last night and stayed up til 3. Sam: well let me get myself cleaned up *Heads to the bathroom* Kevin: Bye... I'll be waiting... and like I said Nicole, there's no use.. Nicole: well maybe if I *kisses him on the lips* *Nick wakes up, but instead of jumping up startled, he grabs her by the waist and kisses her back while he is laying down* *Nicole realizes he's awake and pulls away from him* Nicole: How's that for a morning kiss? Nick: *Smiles and sits up* Not bad... could've been longer.. Nicole: well in that case.. *about to kiss him again* Kevin: You're mom trusts us so I don't think you want that trust to be broken, right Nick? Nick: *disappointed* right... Sam: *comes in* so what did I miss? Kevin: 2 minutes of puking... Sam: right.. well neway I think we should wake Joe and Chelle up. Nicole: Oh right *Wakes up Michelle* Michelle: WHAT! Nicole: Jeez sry... Michelle: My bad...sry *Nick wakes Joe up* Joe: I'm a Ninja back off! Nick: since when? Joe: *wakes up* Sry Nick.. Kevin: I'm still weirded out from that Joe being a ninja thing... Sam: right...we'll I'm hungry and I smell eggs, pancakes, and toast.. so lets eat. *They all head downstairs and eat* Mrs.C: Nicole, ur dad and I are going to the Philippines for 3 weeks for a business trip.. Nicole: and? Mrs.C: we trust you won't do anything... so we're letting the boys stay here for those 3 weeks if its ok with your mom and dad. and I talk to sam's and michelle's parents and they said ok and you're clothes will be dropped off by tomorrow. Michelle: Thanks Mrs. C Sam: Thanks tita [aunt in tagalog] Kevin: *calls parents* Ok thanx mom. love you bye! *hangs up phone* she said yes but we have to pack first Joe: When are u leaving Mrs.C? Mrs.C: We're leaving 2 days from now. Joe: Oh ok. by the way girls hurry up and get dress, we're going to take you somewhere. Where are the guys going to take them? Will Nick talk about the CD with Nicole? Will things go smoothly for everyone for those 3 weeks?

Author: PlzBMinexInseparable
Keywords: Is This Real? Jonas Brothers Fan Fic
Added: January 20, 2008

*Kevin and Frank are going out to a very fancy restaurant* Jo: Hmm... the shoe on your left foot looks better. Sam: Yeah, the other one is too... black. Jo: So doesn't pop with a black dress. Frank: Ok ok, be back. *Jo lies down on the bed and Sam sits on the bed* Jo: Why is she freaking out over a dinner? She's gone to a dinner with Kevin before. Sam: Well.... on Valentines Day *flashback* Sam: Ok, let's play a game called Wedding, you choose where you want your wedding and honeymoon to be. Other 3: OK. Sam: I would like to be proposed to at a beach, marry in Disneyland, and moon in a beach hut. Joe: Wooahhh same here. Frank: I would like to be proposed to at Freddy's Italian Restaurant, marry here in California with buds, and moon... on a beach. Kevin: I would propose at a dinner, marry somewhere close, and moon somehwere close. *end of flashback* Jo: Ok... I don't get it? Sam: Didn't you listen to where she was going? Jo: No, I was counting the beans at the Jellybean Challenge at webkinz. Sam: Well she's going to Freddy's. Jo: NO way that's expensive! Sam: And where she wants to be proposed to. Jo: NOO WAAAY!!! Sam: Yeah. *at the date* Frank: I will have the boston cream pie cake like thingy for dessert. Kevin: Me too. *after dessert* Kevin: Listen Frank I know were young but we have dated for... a long time too long to count. Frank: Less then a year! Kevin: But I really love you and I want to settle. Frank: I don't know... I have just started at the local college on scholarship. Kevin: Not on scholarship. Frank: What? Kevin: I--- I payed for it for you. I wanted you to stay. Frank: But that letter-- Kevin: My aunt works here and considered the idea and thought it was sweet. Frank: Oh well - carry on -. Kevin: I was wondering if you wanted to... *gets on one knee and Frank begins to cry* Kevin: Frank Lee Gilgin, will you marry me? Frank: Freakin' yes!!! *papparazi snap pictures and leave* *Kevin shows magazine* Kevin: They know. Frank: I know I'm excited. Only one week! Nick: Reminds me I need a suit! Jo: I dare you to borrow Joe's. Nick: Red? Jo: What other color does he own? Nick: Can I? Kevin: Sure, just make sure it's not white! Jo: Come on, let's go beg Joe. Nick: Okay. Endizzle in next episode is the wedding

Author: JonasBrotherAuthor
Keywords: true jonas brother love story
Added: January 25, 2008

Jake: Ok then so its a date Kat: Kewl ~Samuel walks out with a baby in his hands~ Amber: OMJ is that my nephew? Samuel:Yes...it sure is Amber:OMJ he is so beautiful Samuel: Wanna hold him? Amber:Yes!! ~Amber holds baby Samuel~ Amber:Hey there baby Sammy..You are soo beautiful aren't you...~gives him a kiss~ Cynthia: I'm next ~amber gives baby to Cynthia~ Cynthia: aww...you look like your aunt Cynthia ~Garrett walks in~ Kat:Hey Garrett ~gives him hug~ Jake:Hello I am Jake...and you are Garrett: I am Kat, Amber, Jessica, and Cynthia's older brother Garrett. Jake:Nice to meet you Garr:Nice to meet you too Kat: I am going to go see Jessica and see how she is doing...anyone want to come...? ~Nick and Amber go with Kat~ Jessica:Hey you guys! Amber: Hey sis...how are you feeling... Jessica: VERY tired! Have yall seen my baby boy? Nick: Yes we did...he is very cute Amber: I know... Jessica:If I fall asleep on yall please don't be mad! Amber: We won't...go to sleep if you need to Jessica:Ok ~Jessica falls asleep~ ~Samuel walks in~ Sam:Hey I am going to take yall to our house...is that ok? Amber:Yeah...I will come later on today... Sam:Ok ~Go to Jessica and Samuel's house~ Sam:We only have a four bedroom house so yall are going to have to bunk up with people ok? Amber: ok Yoly:One of yall can stay at my house. Kat:I will! Yoly: Ok cum on! Amber:Ok who will share a room with me? Frankie and Nick: I WILL! Amber:Yeah right! I will share with Cynthia! Cynthia: What? Would if I wanted to share with Kevin? JK! yeah i will share with you! ~Later that night~ Joe:Amber, I think I still have feelings for Kat... Amber:What? Joe:I still have feelings for Kat... Nick:Then why did you break up with her? Joe:I don't know...I was still mad at her. Kev:Well it is ur fault that you are all sad! Joe:I know but...now she is going to start dating that Jake guy... Cynthia:Maybe you should tell her that you still like her and maybe she will feel the same way. Joe:No I can't do that...she is with someone... ~At Yoly's house~ Kat:I really like Jake Yoly:I can tell! HAHA Kat:Yeah but I fell bad that I told him yes in front of Joe. Yoly:Oh well...who cares he dumped you! Kat:Yeah but he is a really sweet guy Yoly:And so is Jake ~Kat gets a text message~ Joe:Hey Kat Kat:Ummm...hey Joe... Joe:Yeah it feels a bit awkward to be texting you...what are you doing? Kat:Talking to Yoly...u Joe:Nothing...I just wanted to tell you something Kat:What? Joe:I still have feelings for you...

Author: iloveselenaperez
Keywords: JB and Shultz Sisters
Added: February 17, 2008

7 left... Recap: Last episode, the boys received a call from Mr. Louis who runs Hollywood Records. He was explaining to them what would be going on, on their new tour. After that call, they came in to the lounge room to be with the girls and they came in all sad. Why? Then CJ called Michelle and Michelle by accident, picked up her phone and CJ said some pervish thing. So what's up with that? Episode 93 *The Next Day* Michelle: Ugh! Are we there yet?!? Sam: Calm down we're almost there about another 20 minutes til we get there. Nick: Our final concert *laying back on the couch and kicking up his feet* Joe: Yeah... *looks down* Kevin: Yeah, our last concert... Sam: Whoa something is going on... why is Nick happy about this being the last concert and you guys are down? What's up? Kevin: Oh nothing, it's just that this tour was really fun, and I love music. Nick: So do I...but I'm just happy that I have about 1 month with Nicole. Joe: Yeah, a month... Michelle: What's wrong Joe? Joe: Oh nothing...just sleep I couldn't sleep last night. Michelle: Are you sure that's all that's eating you up inside? Joe: Huh? Yeah. Michelle: *suspicious and kisses him on the cheek* Anyone want a drink? Kevin: Coffee please? Michelle: Anyone else? Joe: Red bull! Michelle: *hands them their drinks* Here you go. So what now? Joe: How about we watch a movie? Sam: We've seen every movie.. Kevin: Guitar Hero? Michelle: Suck at it. Wow Nick is asleep again? Joe: Yeah he'll fall asleep instantly, it's kind of weird. *Michelle's phone rings* Michelle: *turns off her phone* God CJ!! Jeez! Sam: Issues tsk tsk tsk. Michelle: Don't give me that, I mean he's such a pervert! Sam: What happened now?! Michelle: oh nothing just the fact that he's a pervert. Kevin: Hey guys guess what! Sam: We're here?!? Kevin: Yup and guess who is outside. Nick: *waking up* What'd I miss? Kevin: Nicole is outside. Nick: *runs out of the bus* Hello Beautiful, how's it going? I hear it's wonderful in California. *laughs* Nicole: Hey You! *runs into Nick's arms and gives him a kiss* How was the travel? *laughs* Nick: I don't really know I was asleep. *laughing* *Everyone comes out of the bus* Everyone: Nicole!! *they jump on her and give her a hug* Nicole: Hey guys! I missed you! And you're suffocating me *laughs* Kevin: So how's everything? Nicole: Pretty good...we just started recording yesterday. Kevin: That's cool. Joe: *running out of the bus and almost trips* *sees Nicole* See I told you I'd save all my klutziness for you when I see you again. Nicole: *laughs* Hi to you too! Joe: *gives her a hug* So how is my future sister-in-law? Nick & Nicole: WOAH! No... Nicole: *giggles* too early Joe...Nick & I are only 15 we're just having fun, don't get to carried away. Joe: I'm just kidding. So how've you been? Nicole: Good...You? Joe: Same. Marcus: Hey boys! Sam, Michelle. Everyone: Hi Mr.C! Sam: Hi Tito, Tita! [Hi Uncle, Aunt] Cristina: Everyone looks good. Nick: Why thank you Mrs. C. I must say you & Mr.C look great. How's California treating you? Cristina: California is great, it really reminds us of the Philippines. Nick: That's good. Nicole: So I guess you guys should be heading for sound check... Sam: Why don't you come with us? Nicole: Mom, Dad, pwede ako? [Can I?] Marcus: Yeah, tawag mo lang kami para alam kailang tapos ang concert [Yeah, call us so we know when the concert is done.] Nicole: *gives them a hug* Bye! Michelle: *gives her a big hug* Aww! I've missed you soo much! Nicole: *suffocating* I missed you too! Can't breathe...need air....help. *Michelle lets go* Michelle: Sorry. *Just then as they headed inside the arena a dark blue Cadillac pulls up in the parking lot, watching them* Who is in the Cadillac? Why is that person watching them? What are the guys keeping from the girls? Why don't they just tell them?!?!

Author: PlzBMinexInseparable
Keywords: Is This Real? Fan Fic Jonas Brothers
Added: March 24, 2008