Please note : First 10 secs is a still but that doesn't interfere with the whole. A fantastic clip from Jean Pierre Jeunet's movie 'Un Long Dimanche de Fiancailles' (A Very Long Engagement). Mathilde's fiancée Manech is off to the trenches of World War I, and as he heads off Mathilde (who has got a bad leg from polio) fosters a desperate attempt to cling to hope : "If I reach the bend before the car, Manech will return alive!" Little has changed, it seems, through all the ages of waiting women... This is really meant as an advertise : EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH THIS MOVIE!

Author: Yseulte
Keywords: very long engagement dimanche fiancaille mathilde manech audrey tautou
Added: April 10, 2007

Shady Convict Up front Akon Slim Shady I see the one cuz she be that lady I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow. Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo. Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo. And possibly bend you over. Look back and watch me smack that, all on the floor, smack that, give me some more, smack that, 'till you get sore smack that, oooh. smack that, all on the floor, smack that, give me some more, smack that, 'till you get sore, smack that, oooh. Up front style. Ready to attack now. Pull in the parking lot slow with the lack down. Convicts got the whole thing packed down. Step in the club. The wardrobe intact now. I feel it. Go on and crack now. Ooh, I see it. Don't let back now. Im'a call her. Then I put the mack down. Money? No problem. Pocket full of that now. I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow. Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo. Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo. And possibly bend you over. Look back and watch me smack that, all on the floor, smack that, give me some more, smack that, 'till you get sore smack that, oooh. smack that, all on the floor, smack that, give me some more, smack that, 'till you get sore, smack that, oooh. Ooh! Looks like another club banger. They better hang on. When I throw this thang on. Get a little drink on. They goin' flip. [ these lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ] For this Akon shit. You can bank on it. Pedicure, manicure, kitty cat claws. The way she climbs up and down them poles. Lookin' like one of them Pretty Cat Dolls. Tryna hold my woody back through my drawers. Steps off stage, didn't think I saw her. Creeps up behind me and she's like, you're - I'm like, yeah I know, let's cut to the chase. No time to waste. Back to my place. Plus from the club to the crib's like a mile away. Or more like a palace, shall I say. And plus I got a pal. Every gal is game. In fact he's the one singing the song that's playing! (Akon!) I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow. Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo. Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo. And possibly bend you over. Look back and watch me smack that, all on the floor, smack that, give me some more, smack that, 'till you get sore smack that, oooh. smack that, all on the floor, smack that, give me some more, smack that, 'till you get sore, smack that, oooh Eminem's rollin', D an' them rollin'. Boo an' Oh Marvelous an' them rollin'. Women just hoin'. Big booty rollin'. Soon I be all in them an' throwin D. Hittin' no less than 3. Block will style like wee, wee. Girl, I can tell you want me, 'cause lately. I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow. Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo. Maybe go to my place and just kick it, like Taebo. And possibly bend you over. Look back and watch me smack that, all on the floor, smack that, give me some more, smack that, 'till you get sore smack that, oooh. smack that, all on the floor, smack that, give me some more, smack that, 'till you get sore, smack that, oooh.

Author: lexinnight
Keywords: Akon Emienm Smack That
Added: April 13, 2007

ok, a bit of me complaining about how men must bend over backwards for their lady without reciprocity. i havent had much good luck in this area, so excuse my bitterness =)

Author: listeningriffin
Keywords: dating Natalie romance sex love relationship date women woman girl think advice understandings kiss psychtruth
Added: April 13, 2007

Mashup of Bend it Like Beckham and Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle. Our movie, The Big Fat Indian Wedding is based on a novel by Nicholas Sparks, author of 'A Walk to Remember'. The story takes place in Edison, New Jersey, also known as The Ultimate Brown Town. Combining a romantic Korean-soap opera plot with a musical Indian Bollywood drama, our story is about two traditional Indian families, with not-so-traditional children. With a star studded cast featuring: Jess (best known in Bend it like Beckham), Harold and Kumar (back from White Castle), Director -- Ang Lee takes you on an emotional roller coaster ride in a flick that audiences have never seen since The Bitter Tea of General Yen. Jess, a Princeton student, comes from a traditional Indian family heavily ornamented with saris and bindis. In proper Indian tradition, her parents have arranged for her a smart, Indian prospective husband, Kumar, but her confused heart pines for another man. Suffering from the Yellow Fever, Jess finds herself strangely drawn to the Harold, the adviser of the Princeton Business Society. In a scene, after a meeting just ended, the two find themselves alone and Jess realizes she cannot suppress her oriental appetite any longer. The tea brews as the two grow closer together, trying to keep it secret from her parents. Harold, on the other hand, has some secrets of his own. In a parallel plot, the audience meets Kumar, Jess's husband-to-be. Kumar is a successful heart surgeon who graduated at the top of his class in Harvard, a typical trophy husband any Indian girl would desire. His parents push Jess on him, for her admirable knitting, cleaning, and aloo gobhi making... ...For some odd reason, he seems uninterested, and prefers dumplings over samosas, more specifically, his straight-laced Asian roommate, Harold, the very same perfect Asian Jess is courting. Harold, caught in the middle of this passionate love web, is also at war with his own family. His father, played by Raymond Ma, notorious for his role in Ethan Mao, is a stereotypical Chinese father, intolerant of all unconventional thought. Whether it be with Jess or Kumar, Harold is committing two cardinal sins: interracial and homosexual romances. Fearful of his father's homicidal past, Harold dares not to reveal his plans to elope. As the wedding approaches, Harold's confusion as to choose Jess and please his father or pick Kumar, his true love, grows greater. Harold's heart is torn, but the wedding must go on. Both sides frantically plan for the lavish, week long event. Even amongst the festive dances, music, feasts, and celebrations, the love secrets cannot be contained any longer. Each night, Harold pines in anguish as he watches the two people he loves the most in the world inch closer toward holy matrimony. On the night of the final wedding ceremony, Harold can no longer hide his raging emotions. In true 'wedding crashers' fashion, he stops the ceremony, revealing the love triangle. Both lovers, man and woman, gape in disbelief. What will Jess' parents think, finding out her daughter has the yellow fever? How will Kumar's parents react, realizing their son plays for the same team? But most importantly, who will Harold choose? What results is a classic love triangle mixing traditional views and modern beliefs, racial stereotypes and sexual orientations, and curry and soy sauce.

Author: jont83
Keywords: sadashige upenn bend it like beckham harold and kumar
Added: April 14, 2007

Brandon Bolds gives it to the women raw and uncut.

Author: tsmit44
Keywords: Bolds Feline Soldier Executioner
Added: April 16, 2007

Here are the lyrics for the song curtesy of dapslyrics.com: Akon:] Shady Konvict Upfront Akon Slim Shady I see the one, because she be that lady! Hey! I feel you creeping on, I can see from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tabo and posibbly bend you over look back and watch me [Chorus (2X)] Smack that all on the floor Smack that give me some more Smack that 'till you get sore Smack that oh-oooh! Upfront style ready to attack now pull in the parking lot slow with the lac down Konvicts got the whole thing packed now Step in the club now and wardobe intact now! I feel it down and cracked now (ooh) I see it dull and backed now I'm gonna call her, than I pull the mack down Money no problem, pocket full of that now! I feel you creeping on, I can see from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tabo and posibbly bend you over look back and watch me [Chorus (2x)] [Eminem:] Ooh...Looks like another club banger They better hang on when they throw this thing on Get a lil drink on They gonna flip for this Akon shit You can bank on it! Pedicure medicure kitty-cat claws The way she climbs up and down them poles Looking like one of them putty-cat dolls Trying to hold my woodie back thru my chores Steps upstage and think I saw Creeps up behind me, shes like "yoo" I'm like ya I know lets cut to the chase No time to waste back to my place Starts from the club to the crib it's like a mile away I'm more like a pal of shall I say Plus I got pal of gal? his game In fact he is the one singing the song that's playing "Akon!" [Akon:] I feel you creeping on, I can see from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tabo and posibbly bend you over look back and watch me [Chorus] Eminem is rollin', d and em rollin' bo And all marvelous them rolling Women just holding big booty rollin' Soon I'll be on Eminem throwin "D!" Hittin on less than "Three!" Block wheel style like "Whee!" Girl I can tell you want me because lately I feel you creeping on, I can see from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like tabo and posibbly bend you over look back and watch me [Chorus]

Author: Kkarlster
Keywords: Akon ft. Eminem Smack That Lyrics
Added: April 22, 2007