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 Monsters and Critics.com | Gustavo Arellano urges you to 'Ask a Mexican' Monsters and Critics.com, UK - A reporter in Orange County, Gustavo Arellano, has built a growing readership hipping the non Mexican populace to ask the important questions, ... OC 'Mexican' Answers the Questions Confused by your neighbours? Then Ask a Mexican! Ask a Mexican – but beware the answer |
| !Ask a Mexican! East Bay Express, CA - Ask the Mexican at themexican@askamexican.net. Those of you who do submit questions: they will be edited for clarity, cabrones. ... |
 WorldNetDaily | Police chief calls Fox's O'Reilly 'pathetic,' but says cops will ... WorldNetDaily, OR - Alfredo Ramos: A Mexican national in the US illegally, Ramos was convicted of driving while intoxicated in 2006, but that didn't keep him from being behind ... |
| Mexican anti-abortion group to ask doctors to hand over aborted ... San Diego Union Tribune, CA - AP. MEXICO CITY – Mexico's leading anti-abortion group said Tuesday it will request Mexico City doctors hand over aborted fetuses so they can be buried or ... |
| Mexican Tells All! Pitch Weekly, MO - On May 1, Ask a Mexican came out in book form, gracias to the literary madmen at Scribner. It has all the same stuff you read here, but más — more essays, ... |
| ¡Ask a Mexican! Brownie Mix LA Weekly, CA - Dear Pochos: This is by far the most-asked question in ¡Ask a Mexican! history. So, to todos ustedes, I have my own question: Are you all brown chubby ... |
| Macho Men Nashville Scene, TN - Ask the Mexican at themexican@askamexican.net. Those of you who do submit questions: they will be edited for clarity, cabrones. ... |
| Va. Beach police will ask immigration status in more arrests WVEC.com (subscription), VA - Alfredo Ramos, a Mexican who told police he had been in the United States illegally for seven years, was charged with aggravated involuntary manslaughter ... |
| Ask A Mexican LA Weekly, CA - Ask the Mexican at themexican@askamexican.net. Questions will be edited for clarity, cabrones. And include a hilarious pseudonym, por favor, or we'll make ... |
| Joe Minjares: 'Legal,' but by no more than a generation Minneapolis Star Tribune (subscription), MN - I'm just another Mexican in the eyes of an America that has become punch-drunk on gossip, wild rumors and lies. So now we're annoyed and itching to get back ... |
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Ask a mexican guy. Ep.1
Just me, an average mexican guy. Please send me your questions to - xx_sidwilson_xx@hotmail.com
Author: DanielVillazon
Keywords: wero askamexicanguy questions stupid
Added: February 28, 2007
The Whorehouse
The Whorehouse While in the United States Army, fellow soldiers wanted me to accompany them to Nuevo Laredo, Mexico. I had no desire to see poverty, and I kept saying no. After all, I would say to them: "Merchants speak English, and you don't need me." They insisted and insisted as they used to say, "come on, Lomeli, go with us." One Saturday, I agreed to go with them to Nuevo Laredo. We bought some cheap wine and beer, and the driver (with his nice chromed-wheeled-Oldsmobile) raced down south, with the windows down, as he deafeningly played Steppenwolf's "Born to be Wild" and the lyrics were just perfect: "Get your motor running, get it on the highway...looking for adventure...and whatever comes our way...born to be wild." Halfway down, Todd asked me to remove his necklace, and he joined the party. Todd, the "Christian," could drink and smoke. I passed out and the soldiers panicked. They kept saying, "Hey Lomeli, come on; you're plucking it up for us; wake up." I began throwing up. I told the guys, get me something to eat, and I will be better soon. They were very accommodating as they got me my favorite sweets: Twinkies...Donuts. After eating, I felt asleep. Once at our destination, a Mexican soldier woke me up and brusquely pulled me out of the car to frisk me. Quickly I realized that they had brought me to the Whorehouse, I became upset. I then knew why they needed me so badly. They needed me to negotiate for them: "Money for Sex." I began to interview the young women as to why they were selling themselves. The story was typical. Most were poor, unskilled, single mothers who needed the money to support their kids. I asked the young women if they wanted the most money for the least sexual activity? "Of course," they said. Well, I made them all virgins. The soldiers' eyes turned cross-eyed when I told them that the girls had just arrived from a faraway village, and that they were all virgins. The soldiers paid well. I told the girls in Spanish: "Now you've got to act as virgins" to protect my cover. I became a popular guide to the Nuevo Laredo's night district. After I negotiated for the soldiers, I stepped outside the club. I spoke to the guard, and I asked him if he had any daughters and whether he went to church. He said yes to both questions. I began to walk down a dark alley as I played the Doors songs "Break on Through, The End, You Are Lost Little Girl," and my favorite one, "The Alabama Song/Whisky Bar." The Whisky Bar words kept piercing me deeply as I kept hearing Jim Morrison sing "Show me the way to the next whiskey bar...don't ask why...for if we don't fine the next whisky bar, I tell you we must die." I got drunk that night, but that experience of women having to sell themselves to feed their kids or quell their pain changed my life forever. You can see how this has influenced me through my work. I will let you discover it. Luis Lomeli
Author: LuisLomeliMD
Keywords: Soldiers Fort Sam Houston Nuevo Laredo Mexico Rachmaninoff Lomeli Prostitution
Added: March 2, 2007
good question
the mexican vs. the white kid
Author: jice06
Keywords: um...don't ask
Added: March 9, 2007
Quick Change Mexican Joust
Bill Murray robbed a bank in NY as a clown and is trying to find the airport to escape. So they ask different people how to find the airport.
Author: spoonjab
Keywords: quick change mexican joust
Added: March 12, 2007
Ask a wetback
Episode 1. We DO pay taxes.
Author: askawetback
Keywords: ask wetback illegal inmigrant mexican brownie chicano mojado ilegal indocumentado tax irs los angeles mexico racist dhs
Added: March 18, 2007
Josephine in the Computer Lab
so, lyke, during my suspension, i had an idea..ask da computer kids abt bloging! &this is the disastar that hapened. Music: "Kimdracula" and "Change" by Deftones.
Author: LuPoneLips
Keywords: blog popular computer geeks shopping fugly people mexican kid falling in creek
Added: March 19, 2007
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An alt-weekly journalist named Gustavo Arellano writes a column for the OC Weekly called "Ask a Mexican." It has drawn plenty of controversy -- assertions that it is racist, indecent, lewd, so forth. LEO has considered running it but ...
Gustavo Arellano urges you to 'Ask a Mexican'
Living in southern California predisposes you to an instant cultural immersion in Mexican Latino culture whether you like it or.
Ask A Mexican
Check out "Ask a Mexican." And find out everything you ever wanted to know about your Mexican neighbors. Ask a Mexican is a column written by Gustavo Arellano at the Orange County Weekly. Gustavo has a book coming out by the same name.
Gustavo Arellano and Ask a Mexican
I know you have heard of the column "Ask A Mexican" but especially in light of today's discussion on laughter and the perpetuation of stereotypes, I thought Arellano had some interesting thoughts on the subject. ...
¡Ask a Mexican!™
Special book edición.
USA: Ask a Mexican!
The chances are that you will know the answers to some of these questions if you live in the United States and read the wickedly funny "Ask a Mexican!" column syndicated in more than a score of weekly newspapers across the country… ...
Monday 7:00pm Ask a Mexican! at Borders
OC Weekly's Gustavo Arellano reads from his hilarious column, Ask a Mexican, now a book, coming to a store near you.
¡Ask a Mexican!™
Is this over-reliance on her family a cultural difference? .
INTERVIEW WITH GUSTAVO ARELLANO
Arellano also writes "¡Ask a Mexican!," a nationally syndicated column and winner of the 2006 Association of Alternative Weeklies award for Best Column in which he answers any and all questions about America's spiciest and largest ...
¡Ask a Mexican!™
Why is it in their nature for Mexicans to steal?.
¡Ask a Mexican!™
Three-Question Especial .
ASK A MEXICAN: Heads and Tales
What do Mexicans think about President Bush's grandfather having a hand in getting the guy who stole Pancho Villa's head out of jail?
Good Humor, Bad Humor?
Arellano has a new book coming out; an embellishment of his column sharing the same title "¡Ask a Mexican!" After following his writing for some time, personally, I think he is more Americanized than the Mexican's we hang with in Poor ...
¡Ask a Mexican!™
Special reader feedback edition .
Gustavo "Ask a Mexican" Arellano
Santa Barbara Lecture Series: Tune in Tuesday, February 27, 2007, 8-9 am for Gustavo Arellano, staff writer with the OC Weekly and author of the nationally syndicated "¡Ask a Mexican!" column. Arellano spoke at UCSB's MultiCultural ...
